20 WAYS TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE

1. Don’t have sex.

Seriously

Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

I don’t care how good he says his weed is

he is cuckoo bananas

and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.

There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance

“Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.

If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?

Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.

Someone will always be barefoot

Or in heels

Or just plain clumsy

And will sprain their ankles

And die.

6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.

Don’t walk around looking for people

7. Don’t be a hero.

Unless your name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.

Hell, maybe even then.

I mean it.

8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.

The killer is there.

Also your dog is dead.

9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.

The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.

10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.

Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck

11. Don’t go into the basement.

They are creepy enough without you dying in one.

12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.

At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.

13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.

It is obviously your wisest choice.

14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.

Move very very far away

Because there’s blood on your walls.

Blood.

Your

Walls

Are

Bleeding.

15. Don’t act like a detective.

Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.

16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.

If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.

Issue. Solved.

17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.

Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.

18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.

It is the killer.

They will kill you.

19. Don’t take a shower.

ONLY APPLIES IF:

It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or

The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music.

20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.

Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he.

100 Truth (gotta fill this out cause Josh tagged me on fb ><”)

mkies im too lazy to put this on fb.. well actually i kinda forgot how to write notes on fb… since i havent written one for a long time..

1. Real name: Emily Kim

2. Nickname(s): Em, emy, emster, chohee, man too many to name..

3. Favorite color(s): Barbie pink (if you havent known that still, your NOT  my true friend)

4. Male or female: female

5.  Elementary school: 선일 and then GHB and then finally moved and graduated from Darby

7. High School: Granasty.. jk.. GHCHS

8. College: Santa Monica

9. Hair Color: gawd i don’t even know that color it is now..

10. Tall or short: Tal…

11. Sweats or Jeans: sweat at home. jeans when i go out..

12. Phone or camera: both…

13. Health Freak: ha nope! i eat what i want.. and then don’t excerise.. have i mention i gained like 92834983242 pounds? jk more like 10 pounds or so..

14. Orange or apples: both.. but i don’t like apple juice.. weird huh..

15. Do you have a crush on someone: Ima be honest.. and say YES.. But don’t ask who cause u’ll find out eventually if we end up as a couple.., if not then toobad..

16: Eat or drink: both? how are you suppose to live without one another?

17. Piercings: ears

18. Pepsi or coke: … sprite! i have a thing for mixing lemonade with sprite..

HAVE YOU EVER?

19. Been In an airplane: that’s how i came to America (:

20. Been In a relationship: yes

21. Been in a car accident: not a major one.. actually. noo.. i couldn’t even count as it. but he other way while i was driving this ugly ass color toyota corolla almost ran me over..

22. Been in a fist fight: hahahha… with cousin.. many many times.. when we were young..

23: First piercing: ears..

24. Best friend(s): They know who they are (;

25. First Award: i dunno.. too many awards.. prob piano.. or art?

26. First crush: aha… lets not talk about that.. sorry don’t remember his name.. (im not prone to remembering korean names.. )

29. Last person you texted: ma bitch (:

30. Last person you talked to: ma bitch (:

31. Last person you watched a movie with: cousinly bonding with Eileen, david, paul oppah….

33. Last movie you watched: super 8? gosh.. such a bad story line.. horrible movie.. i did not like it..

34. Last song you listened to: that tetris song… cause i was playing tetris..

35. Last thing you bought: food?

FAVE:

37. Food: sushi <33333333

38. Drink: sprite with a mixture of lemonade

39: Bottoms: shorts? sweats, whatever depends where i am

40. Flower: dark dark dark red roses

41. Animals: Maltease

42. Color: barbie pink.. didnt we already go over this?

43. Movie: Harry potter.. haha jk anything scarey or mysteries..?

44. Subject:

HAVE YOU EVER

(put an X in the brackets if yes)

45. [x] Fallen in love with someone.

46. [x] Celebrated Halloween

47. [hmm.. not exactly..] Had your heart broken.

48. [x minutes all the time] Went over the minutes/ texts on your cell phone

49. [x] Had someone like you

51. [] Got pregnant

52. [] Had an abortion.

53. [x] Did something I regret

54. [x] Broken a promise

55. [x] Hidden a secret

56. [x] Pretended to be happy.

57. [x] Met someone who changed your life.

58. [x] Pretended to be sick cuz i didnt wanna go out or go to school

59. [x] Left the country.

60. [x] Tried something you normally wouldn’t try and liked

61. [x] Cried over the silliest thing.

62. [x] Ran a mile

63. [x] Went to the beach with your best friend.

64. [x] Got into an argument with your friends

65. [x] Disliked someone

66. [] Stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a bf/gf

CURRENTLY

67. Eating: bread with jelly.. i really gotta stop eating past 11

68. Drinking: water

69. Listening: myself typing

70. sitting/laying: laying

71. Plans for today: Sleep sleep sleep

72. Waiting for: reply from twinnay

73. Want kids: maybe

74. Want to get married: of course

75. Career: ceo of a shopping mall… i want a big big building

76. Lips or eyes: Both are a bonus

77. Shorter or taller: taller… tall enuff so i can wear heels

78. Romantic or spontaneous: romantic

81. Hook up or relationship: relationships.. but since last year its been hook ups.. ><”

82: Looks or personality: ima be honest.. looks then personality… i DO  judge books by its cover..

83. Lost glasses/contacts: all the time ><”

84. Snuck out of a house: hahaha. nope

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: nope o_o never got into a situation to..

86. Killed somebody: killed a goldfish.. actually a lot of pets..

87. Broken someones heart: …………..

88. Been In love: uhh…

89. Cried when someone died: someone hasnt died that’s close to met.. yet..

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

90. Yourself: Of course

91. Miracles: Nope

92. Love at first sight: o.o nope

93. Heaven: Nope o_o

94: Santa Claus: hell yeah

95. Aliens: im an alien

96. Ghosts: nopee o_o

TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now:  yeees..

98. Do you know who your real friends are: i think soo.

99. Do you believe in God: yes

100. Post as 100 truths

Dear Laura

Awwwwww that was sooo effin cute <3 so im writting you one now (: i feel like we’re gonna become like really really good friends too~ Like that facebook status post thingy you really do understand me like none other ><” and ur sooo cute cute cute nice nice nice kind kind kind i want you as my sister… I wanna give each other make over… go shopping with you every single day and eat yummy yummy food and have a sisterly bonding time… I don’t have a brother or a sister so yea… Anyways, You know im ALWAYS here for you too laura <3333333

Love always,

Emily Kim